HOWEDY lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn,

"Lynn K." <javagsd@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Charlie Wilkes <charlie_wilkes@users.easynews.com> wrote in
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> >
> > I consider Lynn to be one of the self-styled druids

Not quite. She's a pathological liar, dog abuser,
and certified long term incurable mental patient.

> > who would like everyone to think dog-training
> > is a profession or a high art rather

Rather like poetry. Kinda like ballet. Or MOORE
like tap dancing.

> > than something anyone can do with a modicum
> > of study and practice.

ALL the INFORMATION you NEED to KNOW is
in your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.

> Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

PRECISELY!

> Doing it well takes more than a modicum of study
> and practice.

RIGHT! You gotta know HOWE to DO it.

> If that were true I'd be comfortable in referring
> people to any of the hundreds of dog nuts

Ooops! Wrong choice of words, lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.

> I know

"Birds of a feather."

> instead of the 5 or 6 skilled people I regularly refer to.

HOWE abHOWET FRAUDreck?

> You can't underestimate experience.

You don't NEED EXXXPERIENCE if you know HOWE.

> Yesterday I took 2 classes and taught
> 3: that's around 50 dogs I interacted
> with in one day, and a whole lot of
> behavior to observe and learn from.

Yeah. Let's talk abHOWET SAR work.

> > But in any case, I'm not sure what Lynn
> > agrees with you about,
>
> I agree with Sarah that you make matters worse
> by not dealing with resource guarding.

Right. It's ALL based on TRUST.

Like this:

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.

Lynn K.

> ================

> You are badly confused about what that means.

It MEANS you gotta MURDER your BEST dogs:


>>"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in one
>>shelter.) But their ability to set their own schedules and
>>duties causes a great deal of scheduling overhead.
>>
>>And it takes effort and thought to ensure that volunteers
>>get the meaningful experience that they work for.
>>
>>Someone has to be responsible for that Volunteer Program,
>>and it is best done by a non-volunteer."
>>
>>Lynn K. ---------------------------------

That's INSANE. Ain't it. Here's HOWE COME
you gotta MURDER dogs:

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

> You seem to believe that the only 2 options are
> confrontation and ignoring the behavior.

No. Not IGNORING or HURTING... but TRAINING.

> Not true. You can address resource guarding by
> refocusing the dog on you as the source of all resources,

You mean, his ABUSER.

Like THIS:

Here's professor SCRUFF SHAKE:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************

When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works."

That's HOWE COME his dog has OCD behaviors
and is deathly ill from The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME

> teaching him/her that it's in his best interest to
> interact with you

OR YOU'LL MURDER IT:

>>"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed >>every
adoptable dog on intake. I frankly felt that the
>>effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
>>older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted
>>condition.
>>
>>Should I have refused to groom them?
>>
>>Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people
>>who had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter."
>>
>>Lynn K. --------------------------------------

> to get access to any resource.

Like makin the find on a SAR site?

> Lynn K.

Let's talk abHOWER your SELECTIVELY BRED
hand picked and tested and meticulHOWESLY
trained SAR dog JIVE?

Or better yet, let's talk abHOWET your long
case history of mental illness?:


HOWEDY dog lovers,

Form Follows Function - The End Of The Circle

We've been goin rHOWEND and rHOWEND
abHOWET shock Vs pronged spike choke Vs
slip choke Vs pronged spiked choke Vs shock
Vs hanging Vs slip choke Vs shock Vs pronged
spiked pinch choke collar "training" Vs hanging
till there ain't noMOORE BULLSHIT to go rHOWEND.

"Things are beginning to get much worse day
by day and the vets seem unable to help."

http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusMed.WMV

http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusSmall.WMV


NHOWE we've come to the ONLY logical
conclusion: "When is euth. warranted?"

Well dog lovers, THAT'S HOWE COME
The Puppy Wizard came here abHOWETS
to IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE DISCREDIT and
DISPATCH HOWER Gang Of Lying Dog
Sbusing Punk Thug Coward MENTAL PATIENTS.

You CANNOT lock your MENTALLY ILL SIMPLETON'S
in a closet and expect them not to get loose and BREED
noMOORE than you can expect to continue breeding
stock that produces MENTALLY ILL SIMPLETONS
that you'll have to lock in a closet so they won't breed:

MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION "KUCKOO!! CUCKOO!!!"
MOTHER (LOIS E.) 22 YEARS on TRICYCLICS, DAUGHTER BIPOLAR...

YOU DO THE MATH

From: Gary & lois Edwards (garyl@bmi.net)
Subject: Re: Where is Darlene?
Date: 1999/09/02

BEEN ON TRICYCLICS FOR ABOUT 22 YEARS

"I don't take lithium, but I've been on trycyclics
for about 22 years. Been there, done that, have
the t-shirt to prove it. What's really terrific,
is now days you can say proudly,
"I take anti-depressives".

Back when I started taking them it was seen as
something shameful.

If you cut your leg off, and were lying there with
a bleeding stump, you'd never let the word
depressed, pass your lips, or the doc's would say,
"You're depressed, on medication? Well, can't have
any pain meds.....you could become addicted."

The good old days. I actually had a Great Aunt who's
father locked her in her room back in the twenties
because she was simple.

A shame that medication probably would have helped
her live a normal life. No Denna, I was just saying with
Darlene's personality, she has a way of making grandiose
plans when at the top of her manic cycle....as
does my daughter. I wasn't saying that anyone
with problems could be counted on to be
irresponsible."

Lois E.

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here is our latest NEW AND IMPROVED crazy person update,
including our latest mentally unstable person, Lois E.
of Gary and Lois fame who has been on Tricyclics
pushing 25 years. She is no longer afraid to talk about it.

Neither is Lynn K. who embraces her mental illness and
opens up about her 20 plus years on Lithium, as well as
her love afair with Zoloft.

LYNN K. and LOIS E, and a BiLateral, BiPolar conversation
on Mental problems. LYNN AND LOIS Almost 50 years on
mental illness medications combined:

> But I think what Lois was referring to
> was the fact that Darlene actually
> stated at some point that she was
> bipolar--and, IIRC, that meds did not work
> for her--so she was prone to major-league
> ups and downs and sudden
> enthusiasms..

"It wasn't that meds didn't work for her
- she wouldn't take them. I particularly remember
a comment she made about scarey side effects of
Lithium. Hardly. After 17 years on it, I think
I'm qualified to say that the very low risk of
any side effect is far less frightening than the
very real dangers of life without it."

Lynn K.
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WORDS OF WISDOM
from our own Lynn Kosmakos
1200mg Of Lithium And 50 mg Of Zoloft Every Day
For Twenty Years

I THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT LITHIUM

"I, too, have a bi-polar mood disorder (manic-depression)
requiring 1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every day.
I, also, care about dogs and use this forum to learn more,
while happily sharing pertinent information I have learned.

But if I were ever to post such sh*t, I would hope that every
other reader of this group would be rightfully outraged."

"Community is an evolutionary thing that we earn
the right to participate in by observing the easily
understood rules and contributing to in constructive ways."

Lynn K.

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